I have been trying to do my presentation all evening but I keep just falling asleep. Maybe this presentation is just not meant to be good. 

I need to make food cause I’m hungry but, as usual, I really cannot be bothered. I need a chef. 

One of my friends was meant to come out and play tonight but he sent a message earlier saying he was in town and then has fallen off the face of the earth since. Rubbish. 

I have just downloaded an app to control my laptop from my phone. Why have I not done this sooner???

Someone bring me some lunch. Preferably something with cheese. 

I just had a phone call with my mum while she was at the airport and managed to find out where they are going by using “Which airport is it you’re flying into again?”

I had to do this because I had 100% forgotten where they were going on holiday. Turns out they’re going to see my sister. 

I got up to go and make food but accidentally ended up back in bed. 

Got my results for one of my modules back today! 71 for the coursework and an 86 in the exam!!! Definitely happy with that!

All I’ve spoken about recently has been the thrills of car insurance so I think I’ll stop now. 

Just renewed my car insurance. I rang Aviva after the quote they gave me online was £300 cheaper than the renewal they sent me. When I asked if they could match it they said they had no idea and that I should probably just carry my current policy and get the new one. The woman on the phone looked over both of them and they were identical.

Insurance companies are weird.